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Translated by me (please let me know if my translation screwed up!)
10 Illogical scenes in local tv series
1. A man walks to the public phone, inserts the coins and begin dialling. In less than 2 seconds after he finishes dialling, he begins to say “Hello”. This is indeed illogical, because a phone connection takes at least 5 seconds to complete, plus the amount of time for the reciever to pickup the phone and answer it. This particular (typical) scene have existed in the local series since god-knows-when.
2. In a series called Gerak Khas, everytime before the conversation scene in the police headquarters, the camera will show a scene from outside the headquarters, whereby two female police officers walked in and out of the building. These particular female officers appears on almost every single episode of this series (with exactly the same scene). They look like they’re marching lazily as well.
3. Most of the local thrillers features a lot of screaming scenes. Does the director forgot that the audience is the one supposed to scream, not the cast, right?
4. If youre from the Northern Malaysia, you will probably gets disgusted when watching the cast trying to act and talk the Northern slangs. They think they manage to act like the northern people, however they failed to.
5. In a Malay series, if theres a scene where a Chinese lady is having a conversation with her family members, the conversation is in Malay! Not Chinese!. However, if you watch local Chinese series, they will show a Malay lady talking in Malay as well with her family.
6. One overused line in Gerak Khas - “Tuan ada baca akhbar semalam?” (“Have you read yesterday’s newspaper, Sir?”)
7. A scene in a series features a guy in his office, working. Suddenly his mobile phone rings. Funny thing is, this mobile phone is clearly a modern, Nokia phone with color and polyphonic tones. However, the sound effect that comes with it is the lame, old-school monophonic mobile phones. (I think they need to update their sound-effect library :/)
8. This is a funny one (for the tech inclicned) - A person (in the show) tells his friend that he is going to write and email to somebody. Then he sits in front of this computer and started typing. The camera then focused on the monitor. Guess what? It is clearly that this guy is typing a normal document in Microsoft Word!
9. In one scene in a movie, theres a shooting scene between the police and the criminals. The police is using a car (in this case, its talking about Mitsubishi Lancer) as a sheild. We can clearly see they are showered by hundreds of bullets from the criminal. However, the car only suffers one shot. (Amazing isnt it -.-)
10. Almost all local thrillers have the same ending - it is all a dream. So you guys shouldn’t bother to go to the cinema and watch thse kind of films because the ending will always be the same - it is all a dream. This is a guideline that have been written by the Lembaga Penapisan Filem (I’m no really sure if this is true, but oh well!).
So, what do you guys think :/