Last night, Chai rang me up and we (Me, Nirah, Fritz & Chai) went out to Dengkil for dinner-cum-supper (dinper as Chai calls it). Afterwards, Chai send us back and we decided to head to KLIA for some photo-shoots. Fritz couldn’t make it because he have to comfort somebody (ahem!), so that leaves only me and Nirah to KLIA.

Going there from Cyberia is just fine, we go through the highway and decided to park the car on the roofed parking lots. We reach KLIA at around 12 am. We walk around aimlessly, and suddenly Nirah had to go to the toilet, since we’re having no idea where the washroom is, we followed the signboards (and somehow the chocolate booth, which is being set up distracs us), and yet we missed the washroom (haha! how silly). So she decided to ask the crew around, and all we get is “Tandas? tu (pointing out somewhere right behind us) ikut signboard”. We just laughed at our own sillyness and then Nirah went to the washroom.

After she came out, she pointed something interesting to me - a huge male washroom sign (I’m surprised I didn’t saw this sign even though I wander on this corridor back and forth no less than 8 times!):

So after that we decided to have some coffee at the McDonald’s (it is open 24 hours anyways) - only to find out that the prices of the meals there are as high as 150% of the original price (things that cost around RM 8.00 are about RM12.00). Yeah! Every single McValue meal there is at least RM11.50. The coffee alone is RM2.80, which is not so bad but still high nonetheless. We saw a meal we never seen before (at least to us, since we haven’t been to McD for god-knows-how-long) :

McDonald’s Chicken Foldover! We asked for the foldover’s price alone, and they told us its friggin RM8.90! So we decided to take the whole meal after all, which sums up to RM16.55 after the coffee and tax and stuff (dang!).

We had some chat and sit around and eat our stuff, then we decided to walk around the airport and started shooting. What happens is we shoot so much photos of ourselves and treat the whole place like an expensive photo studio. The fact that there’s hardly anyone there (except some of the crews, and sleeping pessengers), makes us feel like the place is ours! Mwahahah!

At about 4.00 am we decided to head back, since both of us are pretty much exhausted from walking, running, sliding and posing for the camera (hehehe!). We’re shocked once again to find out that parking your car for 3 hours and 36 minutes under the roofed parking will set you back by a whooping RM12.00! (@.@!!). Both of us are really lucky that we had enough cash left to pay for the parking and head out.

That’s the moment we noticed that we have barely enough cash for the next toll. Luck is on our side as we stumbled with a petrol station that have a 24-hours ATM machine. Phew.

I’m totally not familiar of the KL roads and highways, and Nirah wasn’t sure of the way back to Cyberjaya either. We took the wrong junction and ended up on a couple of strange roundabouts that is actually the way back to KLIA! So we decided to stop and ask, but all the guy told us is “Dengkil tau? Sana ada jalan.”

Confused, we decided to make a huge U-turn and head back to the highway we were at (before we went to the wrong exit) - and thank god we got the right way back!

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Written by : Me, Ganaesh & Nirah

I want you so that you will come and get a green piece of cloth and wrap it around jill’s torso.

And then you will take a spade that’s red with a handle, a long ribbon, and a pink dangling heart and whack jill’s crazy dog bill.

and then bill decides to kick his mom’s sister out of the house, along with his sister’s carpet. However, Bill thinks that his sister has a wicked way of doing french toast, and her boyfriend. Plus, his sister always like to flirt with the neighbour’s daschund. One fine day, Bill decided to be a gay and go after Jill’s bestfriend’s dog and snog him.

Now, back to the most interesting part of this which is me.. I usually love HER, and I want you to get out there and don’t ever come back until next year’s christmas or until you print yourself a huge, red, glittery sign, saying that “ganaesh is gay.” If you do think that ganaesh is not gay, then pat his back, and say “i know you are not gay.” Then rub his crotch and bite his ass wildly and glaze his newly permed afro hair and remark that jellybeans are sexy.

Now, take a torch and give it a good shake and burn ganaesh’s fake afro. Then laptop and specs. Next, take a shisha and smoke until you’re high. Love, you say, slowly moving towards the monsoon drain, shall wilt in the summer’s heat unless you decide to commit forever to the god of truth.

Marcus slowly walked under the kerosene lantern and that Marcus was thinking about his lovely little torso and compares the size of Jill’s with his. “wow!” he says “a green cloth!” with a grin he kisses Jill and notices that Jill smells like a hundred roses. Without hesitation, Marcus grabs Jill by the hips and starts to slowly sway to the left and right while Buble’s “Sway” is playing in his mother’s apartment. Suddenly, the sky darkened and thunder struck Marcus in the bathroom as Jill was about to start cooking for her love. Hearing a scream, she rushed to the bathroom and tripped over Marcus. Then she laughed because she saw that he had shaved his body before he died. Jill then started to burn herself because she wanted to be with Marcus in hell. So that was the story of Jill and Marcus.

Back to Bill.. who is now humping a kangaroo agressively, without even thinking of the risk of getting herpes. The kangaroo is making faint oh boy.. scream of terror and soft moaning that gives me the creeps, just shivers down the spine of my pet dog, especially the little ones. When the kangaroo jumps off a balcony from the 10th floor, Bill simply shrugs it.

PS: This is a result of the ‘three word tell a story’ game we just had. Don’t ask me the story’s details, as I have no real idea!