Written by : Me, Ganaesh & Nirah
I want you so that you will come and get a green piece of cloth and wrap it around jill’s torso.
And then you will take a spade that’s red with a handle, a long ribbon, and a pink dangling heart and whack jill’s crazy dog bill.
and then bill decides to kick his mom’s sister out of the house, along with his sister’s carpet. However, Bill thinks that his sister has a wicked way of doing french toast, and her boyfriend. Plus, his sister always like to flirt with the neighbour’s daschund. One fine day, Bill decided to be a gay and go after Jill’s bestfriend’s dog and snog him.
Now, back to the most interesting part of this which is me.. I usually love HER, and I want you to get out there and don’t ever come back until next year’s christmas or until you print yourself a huge, red, glittery sign, saying that “ganaesh is gay.” If you do think that ganaesh is not gay, then pat his back, and say “i know you are not gay.” Then rub his crotch and bite his ass wildly and glaze his newly permed afro hair and remark that jellybeans are sexy.
Now, take a torch and give it a good shake and burn ganaesh’s fake afro. Then laptop and specs. Next, take a shisha and smoke until you’re high. Love, you say, slowly moving towards the monsoon drain, shall wilt in the summer’s heat unless you decide to commit forever to the god of truth.
Marcus slowly walked under the kerosene lantern and that Marcus was thinking about his lovely little torso and compares the size of Jill’s with his. “wow!” he says “a green cloth!” with a grin he kisses Jill and notices that Jill smells like a hundred roses. Without hesitation, Marcus grabs Jill by the hips and starts to slowly sway to the left and right while Buble’s “Sway” is playing in his mother’s apartment. Suddenly, the sky darkened and thunder struck Marcus in the bathroom as Jill was about to start cooking for her love. Hearing a scream, she rushed to the bathroom and tripped over Marcus. Then she laughed because she saw that he had shaved his body before he died. Jill then started to burn herself because she wanted to be with Marcus in hell. So that was the story of Jill and Marcus.
Back to Bill.. who is now humping a kangaroo agressively, without even thinking of the risk of getting herpes. The kangaroo is making faint oh boy.. scream of terror and soft moaning that gives me the creeps, just shivers down the spine of my pet dog, especially the little ones. When the kangaroo jumps off a balcony from the 10th floor, Bill simply shrugs it.
PS: This is a result of the ‘three word tell a story’ game we just had. Don’t ask me the story’s details, as I have no real idea!
