Sometimes, I wonder why some (most?) of Malaysians (that I’ve encountered) doesn’t understand really simple statements? Let’s see my typical daily examples:
Typical Example 1:
A: Can I have 3 blank CDs please?
Me: Sorry sir, we’re ran out of CD-Rs
A: Hah? Not even one left!?
Me: Yes sir, We’re out of CD-Rs
Typical Example 2:
A: Hi, I wanna print this document *hands me Pen Drive*
Me: Err. sorry, but we ran out of printing paper
A: Eh.. nononono, I just wanna print. I just arrived here, urgent documents!
Me: Uhm.. sir, we ran out of paper.
A: Noooo, you see, I just arrived here and I want to print this document. I need to submit it tomorrow!
Me: You want to print, right?
A: Yep.
Me: But you see, when you want to print, we need to have a paper. Else you don’t have anything to print on
A: *thinks*
Me: *looks at A*
A: Oh oh OH!! Im sorry sorry sorry! I was too blur!
Me: …
Typical Example 3:
B: Can I print this?
Me: We’re out of toner today Ma’am
B: So how?
Me: (… DUH!) Err. you can not print lah!
B: Aisey, but this is URGENT!
Me: Well, if your car is punctured in the highway, would it move if you tell it your trip is important? Not unless you change the tires, right?
B: Uhm.. yeah.. hihi.. nevermind then, thanks!
Typical Example 4:
C: Why’s the net so slow?
Me: There’s a lot of people surfing tonight sir, so I guess the bandwidth is compromized. Furthermore, alot of them are visiting MySpace :)
C: Hmm, can I change to PC03 then?
Me: Sure, but the net speed will be the same, as everybody is connected to one pipe anyways
C: Nevermind, just lemme change, will ya?
Me: Okay.
*10 mins later (no body left the premise)*
C: Hey why’s the net still slow?
Me: As I said, there’s no difference between any of the PCs, they’re all the same since they’re linked
C: Gah, I wanna change to PC22 !
Me: Roger, that.
*15 mins later (a few people left, but a few people comes in as well)*
C: God dammit! WHY IS IT STILL SLOW!!?
Me: (… Wtf? this dude for real?..) AS I SAID, there’s no difference!
C: I wanna change to PC10!
(You can guess what happened next, he left after two more changes)
Note that all the stories above really happened (yeah, even the ‘no paper’ guy… I don’t know what’s gotten into him). Malaysia, Boleh? Hell YES.

11 Comments
*LAUGH OUT SO LOUD THAT THE SKY SHAKES*
hell yes bro.. i just wanted to put these shits on my blog…
miahhahah nice2.. yes, I can be the witness, that these shits really happened..
the world is full of weird people…
They haven’t met the “Perjanjian Sewaan” guy.. sheeeshh..
On February 17th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Ahh..damn..that was..ROFL..
P/S: I’ll be borrowing a few of your blogposts as reference..can ah? *will be asking for the same thing til you say yes..XD*
On February 17th, 2006 at 11:58 am
dude, seriously…cd kosong ade? just jokin!
On February 18th, 2006 at 5:15 am
ahhh the many many stories of shit headers. i’ve got one Ross…and this IS kisah benar. it happened when i was a hostess…somewhere many many many many months ago.
The end…
Sorry ar Ross, citer panjang gile. Cheh makes me so pissed…which part did i not explain to him? n this happens almost everynite…GOD!!!!
On February 20th, 2006 at 9:43 am
they seems to use the very same reason to be stupid “kasteme alwayz rite”
Stupid fucks.
On February 20th, 2006 at 11:32 am
yeah n fuck rulez their head… cheh!! shit headS!
On February 20th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
aha….the “customer is always right” motto.
it is nice to follow the customer….when they ARE right and SENSIBLE. if unsensible..well….the door is over there? (IMHO, dont quote me on this)
and oh ross, your blogsome account masih ader ke? i need to re-change your link….again…:P XD
On February 21st, 2006 at 10:25 am
Blogsome’s still there. I will be removing it soon though. Meanwhile, yeah, sorry you had to change the link.. AGAIN XD
On February 21st, 2006 at 11:01 am
aha again… the “customer is always right” motto.
Hated those words, especially during the days when I work at Shakey’s.
On February 22nd, 2006 at 9:50 pm
The “slogan” is way over-abused.
Most of the times when a customer said that, they are usually on the wrong and is trying to use the “saishuu-heiki” (ultimate weapon) against the merchant.
Fuck them, stupid weirdos.
On February 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 pm
YEAH YEAH! try to say this to that kinda customers
motherfucker:hey customer is always rite!!
me: my goodness! u are rite! but i dun see any customers here. all i see is one, stupid, big-ass, ugly, horny lil bitch trying to bitching his way to my cybercafe.. sorry, i dun take he-bitch as my customers..
and remember to SMILE!
On February 26th, 2006 at 5:04 pm