I know the instance you saw the title above, you will be thinking “What the heck is this?”. I can ensure you that the topic is actually a summary of what I’m going to post. There’s four (yes, four) topics in one above, and this post is a bitching, whining and nothing-better-to-do post.

Let’s start. Shall we?

Jack
When I saw his nametag, I thought “Woo, Jack.. what a cheesy name for a Malay dude” (no offense intended, should somehow you felt any). Then as I am queuing up at his counter, a female colleague of him, hereby referred to as “Hawa”, accidentally brushed her arms against his bum.

He giggles and twitches. Then he started blurting our nasty unintended dirty words (what do you call ‘melatah’ in English btw?). He’s a softie. With the name Jack.

Celcom
I was staring at one of their banners nearby one booth earlier. As usual, here comes the promoter lady asking if I want a free simcard. I said “of course I would, but im seventeen“. She left me alone. Yay.

Photocopier
Two lovely ladies are talking to each other about some of their cases (I assume they are lawyers) in perfectly pleasant English. Each of them then stressed to each other how important their files (the one theyre holding, its rather thick and full of stuff) are so important and they wouldn’t mind their cars stolen as long as they have the file.

Go make a photocopy of it then, ladies.

Yahoo! Messenger
And to peak it all today, Yahoo! Messenger is officially banned at my workplace, because the ‘Yahoo! Toolbar’ is conflicting with our operational tool.

Now, I really blame it on the ‘Press Next Next Next and don’t ever read’ behaviour MOST people have when installing applications in their PCs. Lucky me, MSN is still allowed, and MSN Live finally intergrates with Yahoo! Messenger. Phew.

Ok That’s all. I don’t give details when I whine. I just want to get it off. Kthxbai.

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