Cellphones (or hand phones, or mobile phones, however you like it) are mainly produced in black in the early 90-s, as a mere “off the wall” phone. In the early 2000s, cellphones started to come in “safe” colors like blue, silver, white and grey.

Only in the recent years that cellphones started coming with almost any color thinkable, and can be further changed, thanks to various easy to change “skin” phone housing that cost a dime nowadays. Cellphones have change from a mere phone to a communication tool to a fashion statement. One of the popular fashion color is Pink:

So what about the Pink Cellphone?

Actually, this has nothing to do with the cellphone or the color pink at all. It was a usual morning for me that day, wake up at 7.00, and gotten on the train at 8.05 as always. The train transit will take roughly 30 minutes, so to keep myself occupied, I always bring my Creative Zen Vision:M around to play some fresh music (that I do not have time to listen to in other times). As I gaze at the loads of vehicles caught in the traffic jam near the Smart Toll gate, I started hearing something weird in my ear;

“…butt-f*cking residue, and that’s why British people have bad teeth”

Naturally, I go “WTF?”, and my fingers immediately press the “repeat” button to properly listen to the song, while the song sounds like some chanting and praising god for a moment, I quickly glazed at the screen, it says;

“Deftones - Pink Cellphone”

Huh? Thinking that I accidentally press “next” button rather than “repeat”, I continue listening to the song. Apparently I was wrong. The song goes like this:

“Pink Cellphone”

Belief in the one true power

Can’t stop the sound
Can’t… you?
Can’t stop the sound
Can’t, stop the sound
I can’t stop you

Axe your eyes let the tape roll
Cuz your gonna get sexy
Thats right, now come on
Cuz you wanna get sexy
Thats right, move on
Cause your gonna get sexy
Thats right, come on
Cause you wanna get sexy
Come on
Axe your heart, let the tape roll

Belief in the one true power

Can’t stop the sound
Can’t you?
Can’t stop the sound
I can’t stop you.

Axe your eyes, let the tape roll
But your gonna get sexy
Thats right come on
Cause you wanna get sexy
Thats right, move on
Cause your gonna get sexy
Thats right, come on

Axe your eyes, I’ll tell you it:

Slowly your troubles continue to multiply and to grow as a direct result of your being misguided,
Decieved, misdirected or fooled.
All of these are variations of the basic ego-gloried-live them in which you follow the gospel truth.
Ahhhh…
Oohhh…
Persuing the wrong ideals and goals that lead you into sickness, into (god),
And from this sickness comes the belief in the one true power
That cure that promised to erase the symptoms that stood between you and your goal
Thats suductive to hear that offered releif and comfort without disturbing the faulty system of your
Beliefs, the belief in the one true power, forever and ever, one nation, under (god)…
The father, the son, and the holy (spirit)…
In jesus name,
Amen…

Greasy filthy hand jobs in truckstop restrooms
Hot carling, all over the place ( )
Hot Carling, ( )
I turned that into a verb, i hope you apreciate it
Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to buttfuck
They dont have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized
And that is just disgusting so they have to buttfuck
Which is also disgusting because that extra forskin traps all the germs
And the poop, and the buttfucking residue within
And that is why british people have bad teeth, amen.

… right.

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