Is The Toilet Bowl Half-full or Clogged?
Yes I’m going to talk a little bit about toilet-related stuff.
You know how if we don’t ask the little kids to pee before they go to bed, they would have a high chance of wetting the bed in the morning? I don’t know about you guys, but as a kid back then, whenever I wet the bed in the morning (and got scolded afterwards), I always had a dream that I am having a pee somewhere - beach, toilet, drain, etc.
That was long time ago, but the dreams are somewhat still vivid in my mind.
This morning however, I had a dream that I am going to the toilet. Funny thing is, in that dream itself I think to myself “Oh shit, I’m so gonna wet the bed.. OMFG at this age!? Shit Shit shit“.
Then when I reached the toilet. The bowl was filled with water (yes up to the lid) and the entire bathroom is flooded with water.
“Ah it’s clogged.. geh, need another toilet” I thought (still dreaming). I’m someone who will never do any ‘business’ in the toilet if the condition is not good. I sorta lost my mood and rather hold it till I get back home.
Then I wake up, quickly rush to the toilet and pee. Phew. No wet beds for today! Haha.
Hahahah!! We tend to do that sometimes - being aware that we are dreaming yet still get carried away in the dream. :D
Thank god you didn’t wet the bed. Or else..
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LOL. Yeah, biasa la tu masa kecik2.
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yeah man… at our age.. Nirah’s gonna kill u for that haha..
and yeah i know a friend who has the same uhhh.. ’sickness’ (?) as u..
she’ll ALWAYS dreams about running carefree in some sort of a field and there’s a big tree nearby, she’ll rest there and pee under the tree. Woke up after that and WHAAMMMM, a wet bed.. and believe it or not the last time she had that weird thing was at the age of 17..
Nowadays I told her that whenever she dreams about running in a big-ol’-field, do not i say, DO NOT search for god damn tree hahaha..
by the way, she’s our age.. -_-”
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Truly fascinating.
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dalam mimpi tu tak cari botol dan kencing dalam tu? LOL ;)
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Ey!! I dulu also selalu lah have that kind of dreams. In my dream, I’m always pissing then bangun-bangun je, basah katil…with kencing of coz. Hahahaha tak sangka.
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woahh there mary..
u can piss on me if u want.. i’ll be your stool hahahha.. *pervert*
i guess this thing is common, aye? now i feel like a weirdo for not having such dream..
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oh.. wait.. i do..
but i didn’t wet the bed, just my underwear, lepas tuh kene mandi wajib hahaha..
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Duuuuuuude… that’s another kind of dream!
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:X ni dah bukan mimpi kencing ni. Tu mimpi basah Mr. Terror Of Death!
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ohh yeahh.. but STILLL i wet my wii.. i mean.. wee.. u know.. me good ‘ol bro down south, keep on clinging between me crotch for 25 years now….
anyway now that u’ve mention it, it’s been a while since i last have those dreams.. awwwww man… where’s mary when u need her..
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Hoih!!
Erm ok lah, since I’m in a good mood, I’ll let u imagine me in a nurse’s outfit…it dat helps u get those dreams hahahaha
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