I got this forwarded to me by Bahar via GTalk just now:
Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, th ere is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
7 Comments
This made me LOL so hard I was hitting the table with t3h fist. Thanks for the de-stressing from studying from mid-terms. XD
On August 12th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
hehehehehhe… siot lah… that pat on the butt thing… aku terbayang pulak… -_-”
On August 12th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Haha! Glad I helped you with your day! :D
On August 12th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Dude.. you and your obsession over the back alley is amusing.
On August 12th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
well, the back alley is a nice place to ditch class, ya?
ahahah.. it’s smelly, but it’s heavenly, if you know wot i mean.. hahahah..
anyway, nice joke man.. aku tergelak macam orang gila seh kat opis.. last2 sume orang tengok aku macam aku baru lepas bogel depan dorang.. cipet..
On August 13th, 2008 at 11:50 am
You talked like you know how they will act when you stripped in front of them O_O. My goodness what have you been up to man!?
On August 13th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
awww c’mon dude..
sometimes we have to add some spices in our office, know wot i’m saying?
else u’ll get bored…
alaaa dorang bole tengok jeeeee.. tak luak pon… hahaahha *murahan*
On August 13th, 2008 at 5:11 pm