Yesterday, Bebe googled for the word “kucing kelabu” for fun, and ended up in this thread that talks about a kucing kelabu (grey cat). We find it funny, and sad at the same time.
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I usually just delete/thrash the mail/emails I get regarding any “Get rich Quick” (essentially a pyramid scheme, where you have to deposit certain amount of money into someone’s account and then register your name as participant, and then spam everybody with the same mail with your name and account number instead. Those who fell for the mail will then deposit the cash into your account and then repeat the process using theirs) schemes. However, lately they have gotten so smart to touch some of our soft spots, that I couldn’t really resist to post this here.

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If you're given this question in your Chemistry exams, what would your answer be?

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Somebody gives a very interesting answer. Read about it and tell me what you think :D

The post made my day :D Thanks to my friend Hallaj!

I came home from work earlier, and while checking my blog for bugs (I'm still checking post by post, doing small bits of it everytime I have the time to spare) - one of the posts (the MySpace ones) pops up one interesting Adsense Advert, so being all curious, I clicked on it to find out what it is all about (Yes the ads DO interest me once a while).
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Word Translations and Pronounciation keys, as of Feb 14th, 2006 @ MySAS Technology.

Source : Five kids aged between 7-16

Results:

Counter-Terrorist (cow n tir/kaunter):
Somebody who wears helmet and defuses bomb. Also sometimes carries one kind of rifle that you can put a silencer on it, Headshot guaranteed.

Terrorist (they roar/te ror):
Bad guys. Daily task involves planting bomb in de_dust2. Must snipe. Camp is optional.

Bot (boat/bot):
Weird jiggling non-player AI that always pwn the players even at difficulty 0. Also a program that can 'play' your online game characters while you are sleeping, so you will be level 400 the next day. None of them knows the word originated from the term 'robot', hence the pronounciation.

Benchstart (ben se tat)
Totally misused command. Initially designed by developers to test a machine's performance. Used here as pure 'speed hack'. None of the players can comprehend what exactly does 'benchmark, start' means. All they know is the instant the command is keyed in, everything is accelerated. Including the amount of them getting pwned by headshots from bots of difficulty 0

NoClip (amazingly, one of the words that is pronounced as it is intended to be - no clip/no kelip)
Another abused command when cheats are enabled. Defines how good you're in game, because not everybody *cough* can fly through walls and give a headshot at high speed.

Noob (knob/nob)
Terms the pros use to diss the Novices. Also used to show who (imaginatively) 'own' the game. Also, a direct replacement of the word 'stupid'.

p/s: If you don't understand what I'm saying. Don't bother trying! And YES I'm bored and have nothing better to do. Really!

I guess I don't have to say anything else about this. You can just read this particular article posted in Utusan Malaysia. The Malay language now, officially adopts the words like 'ori', 'cintan', 'homisid' (homicide), 'admiral' and many more (there's over 5,000 new words according to the news).

The news isn't exactly new to some, but I just found out about it a minute ago. I am so frustrated over the fact that these seemingly-retarded word is to be included in the prime language's vocabulary.

*exhales*...

p/s: I still love the prestigous 'Belanjawan' compared to 'kaki lepak'-ish 'Bajet'

Yep, one of those days again. If you guys think I’m worthy to chat with, just pm me and I’ll add you guys. Otherwise I wouldn’t want to have 5000 people on my list but nobody talks with me.

Don’t have to tell me about what I’ve already known - sometimes people should try to understand that nobody is obligated to answer their messages. Yeah i could be an ignorant, but it saved me hell lot of trouble.

Got this on my Yahoo! Messenger earlier.

(2005-9-21 0:40:52):i lost my white bag .ma de fuker who stole my bag i ‘hope n wish’ u will die knock down by car…”.ti kong “got eye n you go to ‘di yu’…die again n again.if u r malay…i hope u fuker go n die n die….never success …mah de.u want my bag u take ma…..pay back my notes…i nit them all for final…mah de…you……ki shi la….mah de….ur parents very sad see u stole ppl thing..nabeh !!!!!boh jia jiao…study so much also no use…stole ppl thing…mah DE!!!!!!

So what happened if the theft isn’t a malay? Nothing? No hope of him being dead?

I just don’t understand it. Racism is everywhere.

Names of them senders/forwarders/spammers/racists have been removed to protect privacy